Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

As you grow older it will avoid you.

Funny 50th birthday slogans. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. Fun is like life insurance. These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party. 50th birthday slogans generator happy 50.

Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. The older you get the more it costs. Franklin pierce adams.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. Happy birthday you old buzzard. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Im not old im youthfully challenged. Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. It creeps up on you anon.

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. Im 50 and feel great.

Looking 50 is great if your 60. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. It took me 50 years to look this good. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. I can t believe i m 50.

Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. Senior moment in progress.

Old age is like underwear. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. 49 maybe but never 50.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. 50 is the five perfect 10s.